Shark Attack

Went to the museum in a wheel chair the other day.
Bought this Shark Puppet.
Made this video.
Good Day had by all.

The Starks of Winterfell

Aaaaaagh! It's all these guys! All the Game of Thrones ones, you remember them? No? Then you probably didn't watch the show. I posted this on Facebook a while ago but as my sister as recently started watching it, I thought I'd repost it here on the old slug blog.

Also Laura found this photo of Eddard Stark and likened me to it as my right leg is currently fractured in two places. He looks how I feel at the moment...

Calendar Pictures

Here's a couple of pictures I drew for a calendar I made last year.

April

November

December

March

January

June

July

August

October

February

May

Octo-wrestle

Here is a picture of a octopus what I did draw. I drewded it a couple years ago but I only get round to colouring it in now. It is purple cos I like grapes. Nom.

Mullberry Suite (Super 8)

Here's a little film I made using the Super 8 App on my Iphone.

It was a spare of  the moment kinda thing so please ignore how horrendous it is and just enjoy it for the spontaneous piece of film making that it is. Also ignore the spelling mistakes, i have no idea what a Mullberry suit is.

The Man with the Dragon Tattoo

Not so tough now Mr Tattoo man, eh? This is the main reason I don't have a tattoo. This would almost certainly happen and it's no use getting a tattoo of something nice like a puppy or a Pokemon in the hopes that it will come alive and be your friend forever. It will inevitably tear you to shreds.

Marvel

I made this, mostly while working. So I guess you could say I'm a professional animator. Nice.

Human Centipede

New favorite app for the Iphone is 'Animations'. Here's one of my first animations featuring the family friendly Human Centipede. Enjoy!

All Hail Stouffer

All hail stouffer king of the creepy cats.

Burke and Hare

Che Guevara: Jungle Hijinks

Conversation in the canteen reminded me of this comic I made a while back.

Valentine's Card

Well today's the day when we all celebrate Al Capone's St. Valentine's Day Massacre! To commemorate the murder of seven mobsters from the North Side Gang, print this card out and send it to your loved one.

Leather Face

Here's a rather badly photographed picture of leather face I drew while working. He looks eager to please. say what you will about Leatherface and his murderous antics but at least he wears a tie. Not many people wear a tie anymore.

Sexi Goat

Here's a picture of some goats I did for 'escape from goat city'. It features the goat lady on the left. She's the one with the furry goat tits.

Beware Hot Things

Here's a comic explaining what happens when you go to lift a heavy sauce pan that's just come out of the oven. This is pretty much what i did last night for an evening's entertainment. The palm of my hand has now been cooked like a delicious side of pork.

Narwhal: Greatest living animal

Here is a picture of a Cat and a Narwhal. I added the cat to the picture so that people don't get confused. these things can be very confusing. If you find the writing difficult to read it says Cat and Narwhal, I'm not telling you in what order though. That would be cheating.

Skeleton Boy: The Movie

You have no idea how difficult it was to put this together using only paint...... if only I had photoshop at my disposal when i decided to make it, it could have been done in about ten minutes.......... what I wouldn't give to have layers in paint! Anyhow, here's a poster for a movie that will never happen. It actually makes me sad inside when i look at it. Maybe I could send this to pixar...